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The Bright Side of Terrorism

baby-terroristsThese days there are horrific terrorist attacks almost every day. And that’s incredibly sickening and disheartening.

But let’s take a look at the slight sliver of a silver lining.

If these backwards-thinking psychopaths simply moved into Europe and North American and quietly took over Western Civilization by pumping out dozens of children each they would succeed in just a few more decades.

But by killing innocent people every day they have exposed themselves for the evil monsters that they are, and now the Western sheep who would have quietly been displaced are now starting to grow a backbone and will, hopefully, soon start fighting back.

I, for one, can’t wait to see what kind of backlash the Germans are capable of if Islamist extremists continue to hack their way through the Fatherland.


Most Muslims Are Peaceful. True, but irrelevant.

In this video Brigitte Gabriel gives an impassioned speech proving that it is irrelevant that most Muslims are peaceful. Of course they are.

Most Germans during World War 2 were also peaceful, but the radicals were able to kill 60 million people.

Most Russians were also peaceful, but the radicals were able to kill about 20 million people.

Most Chinese were peaceful, but the radicals were able to kill about 70 million people.

Most Japanese were peaceful, but the radicals were able to kill about 12 million people.

In all these cases, the peaceful majority were irrelevant.

Yes, most Muslims are peaceful. They are also irrelevant if a small minority of radicals decides to kill millions of people.

There Is Nothing To Fear But Media Hysteria

When I was seven I got my first taste of media-induced paranoia after reading an article about killer bees, which, sadly, never made it to my part of the world. In fact, I don’t think they ever made it out of Colombia. I think we were saved by the ice age of the late 1970s, which killed all the killer bees.

Since then it’s been an endless parade of nonsense.

Here then, is a very small sample of all the media scares I personally have survived, from A-Z

  • Acid Rain / Anthrax / Antibiotic Resistance
  • Bird Flu / Breast Implants / Bubonic Plague
  • Caffeine / Cell Phones / Climate Change / Communism / Crack
  • DDT / Deforestation / Dirty Bombs
  • Ecoli / Eggs
  • Fatty Foods / Fluoridation / Foreigners
  • Global Cooling / Global Warming / GMOs / Gun Control
  • Heroin / Homosexuality
  • Illegal Aliens / Isis
  • Japan
  • Killer Asteroids / Killer Bees / Killer Robots
  • LSD
  • Mad Cow Disease / Mass Extinctions / Mercury Poisoning / Meth
  • Nuclear War / Nuclear Winter / Nutrasweet
  • OIl Spills / Overpopulation / Ozone Holes
  • Peak Oil / Pesticides / Plastic Bags / Pollution
  • Queers
  • Rogue States / Running Out of Food / Oil / Water
  • SARS / Swine Flu / Street Gangs / Sugar / Super Germs
  • Terrorism / Tsunamis
  • Undocumented Workers
  • Vaccinations & Autism / Video Games
  • Wage Gap / West Nile Virus
  • X-Rays
  • Y2K / Yellow Fever
  • Zoophilia


How many of these world ending crises have affected you personally? Less than three? How many have changed the world in any perceptible way? Zero.

Basically, life goes on in all it’s glorious monotony, and will continue for the foreseeable future. Life’s a bore, and then you die.



ISIS 2.0 – Petty Bureaucrats with Machine Guns

Obviously ISIS is a fucked-up evil mess, but at the very least it might be understandable that angry young men would get a thrill out of starting up a new country and killing all their enemies.

But without a set of laws and a system of justice, who is going to manage your brand new country? God can’t be everywhere.

Which brings us to the petty, mindless bureaucrats. Anyone who lives in a western democracy knows that these fucktards are the bane of our existence. They blindly follow pointless rules, relish in holding a miniscule amount of power over you, and are incapable of logical thought in order to solve a tiny little problem.

But at least they don’t have machine guns and the right to tell you how to dress, what to eat, where to go and who to be friends with.

Unlike the guys who enforce the rules in the new Islamic caliphate run by ISIS.

Here is a short clip from a fascinating VICE News documentary about the city of Raqqa, in which they follow around an ISIS bureaucrat with a machine gun who drives around town telling everyone what to do and forcing them all to live by his interpretation of all those stupid rules hidden somewhere within the fine print of the Koran. If I lived in a town like this and some brainwashed fundamentalist fuckhead was telling me what to do I would go ape-shit.

Welcome to hell on Earth. Thanks a lot, ISIS, you ignorant fucking assholes. I’d like to tell you that your warped religion is based on a fairy tale, but I realize that you’re too closed-minded to ever listen to a second opinion. Ironically, I hope there is a God so that your evil souls can rot in hell for being such a shits right here on Earth.