How to Win Gold at the Olympics

Norm Macdonald has a great line: “When I was a kid, if you had a penis you were a boy. But back then, we weren’t enlightened like people today.”

It’s true: we now live in an “enlightened” society where you can pick which gender you are. And no one has the right to tell you that you are bat-shit crazy.

Which gave me an idea.

transgendered olympicsIn almost every sport, an average man is as good as a top-notch woman. Any man who comes in 17th in the male Olympics will win Gold in the women’s Olympics. So, why not tell the world that you are a woman and go win a bunch of gold medals at the next Olympics? Who would dare to tell you that you aren’t a women!

Anyway, I wanted to write a funny and interesting blog post on this, but someone already beat me to the punch. So go read this and then get rich and famous in your new beautiful life as a woman.

How to make an easy three million dollars. For men only.

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