Monthly Archives: October 2015

The Saddest Secret in the World

There is something so hard for people to admit that most would deny its obvious truth. The truth is too shameful.

The truth is that wherever you are is where you want to be. Whatever you are doing is what you want to do. You do not need to learn time management. You are managing your time exactly how you want to. It’s not a failure of willpower. You are exerting your will exactly as you want to.

Does your life suck? Do you suffer from some medical ailment? Are you fat? Do you have trouble meeting people? Are you in debt? Does your job suck?

If so, why haven’t you changed? It is the 21st century. Have you ever looked at this thing called the Internet? Have you been to a public library? Have you shopped at Amazon? Do you know about online message forums?

Pick the most obscure subject in the world and I guarantee there is a web forum devoted to it.

I had a strange skin ailment afflict me. This ailment is so rare that it’s not even diagnosed by most doctors. Yet there is a message board devoted to the subject. There are hundreds of people exchanging stories and tips. I was able to find the leading researcher on this ailment. I also learned that a trip to the Dead Sea will basically cure me. I just need to get “well enough” in order to take the trip.

If I can find out how to cure something that affects something like .0001% of the population, why are you fat and miserable? Why can’t you get laid? Why is your credit garbage?

It sure isn’t because you lack information. There are probably a dozen different dieting books that would help you lose weight. Paleo, vegetation, fruitarian, South Beach, Zone…Pick one. They will all work.

How many books are there with “personal finance” in the title? Suze Orman and Dave Ramsey’s books are cheesy but they undoubtedly work. No one who has actually followed the advice has ever said, “Total Money Makeover doesn’t work!” Buy one and follow it. That’s all it takes to become debt free.

The saddest secret in the world is that you’re miserable by choice. You don’t want to get better. You are content to wallow in your own fecal matter, like a hog.

I personally have no problem with that. It’s your life. Do your thing.

Just don’t act as if you aren’t, with each decision made day after day, singularly responsible for ruining it.

Author unknown, courtesy of MindTrip Magazine


Top 10 Celebrities and Presidents Killed by The Illuminati

The Illuminati is a secret society that is rumored to control all world events.

The Illuminati and members of their organization are especially influential in the entertainment industry. It is alleged that members must make a blood sacrifice to the clan in order to gain fame and reach higher ranks.

Many famous people have allegedly been killed by the Illuminati for failure to comply with the plan. Still others were killed as part of one of these Illuminati blood sacrifices and for the greater good of the organization.

These Illuminati sacrifices are very hard to prove, so we will present the facts and it will be up to you whether you want to believe them or not.

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War Refugees or Welfare Cheats?

Anyone who has seen  a real refugee crisis caused by war will easily see that the majority of the refugees flooding into Europe are actually just welfare cheats looking for the most free money they can possibly receive.

After all, a real war refugee will not leave a safe country like Turkey and risk the lives of his young children in a shitty boat in order to go to Greece. A real war refugee will stay as close to his home country as possible so that it will be easy to reunite with his family when the war ends. A real refugee won’t risk the lives of his children by walking through 10 European countries in order to get to Germany, Denmark, or Sweden.

Only a person who is looking for as much free money, housing, healthcare and other social benefits as possible would make such a journey.

And the internet is filled with sickeningly hilarious clips of so-called war refugees complaining about the help they are being given by European countries.

Judge for yourself: War Refugee or Welfare Cheat?

A real war refugee is grateful for a place to sleep, and doesn’t complain about it being too cold at night. A real war refugee is grateful to be fed, and doesn’t complain that it’s spaghetti every day. A real war refugee doesn’t own a computer, so won’t complain about how slow the free wifi is. A real war refugee doesn’t care that there is no TV, no air conditioning, and no money for cigarettes.

And so on and so forth…